2. This claim from President Bush.
3. The guy at the post office being really pissy with me when I put too little postage on a clip package this morning.
4. The publications who are blinded to my astonishing talent and dedication and are refusing to give me big checks to write for them even though I asked nicely.
5. The enormous amount of Haterade that Steve Nash is being forced to drink/Paris getting kicked off American Idol (tie).
On the other hand, I had an absolutely delightful weekend: I went to the House of Balls and the Mill Ruins Park as well as having a lovely day in the park (this park) with my incredibly amazing girlfriend ninafarina, and today's been very busy and productive, if not exactly profitable so far. Plus, in case you missed it, there's finally a new issue of the High Hat.
And how's your pizza pie, globetrotters?