Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I MEANT TO POST MORE DAMMIT

I've had a bad week.

Poll #732296 Nobody knows but Jesus

What is wrong with people?

They are bad
5(8.8%)
They are misguided
10(17.5%)
They are stupid
26(45.6%)
They suck
16(28.1%)
Nothing is wrong with them, you awful misanthrope
0(0.0%)

Why on earth would a bank, doctor's office, government agent and/or large corporation tell you one thing and then do a completely different thing?

Because they are incompetent
5(8.9%)
Because they are liars
4(7.1%)
Because they are self-serving hypocrites
17(30.4%)
Just to fuck with you, Leonard
7(12.5%)
People just ain't no good
8(14.3%)
In a bureaucracy, the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing
5(8.9%)
Or is it that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing?
0(0.0%)
But how could one hand not know what another hand was doing? It's right over there on the other side.
1(1.8%)
How COULD a hand know what another hand is doing? They don't have sense organs.
2(3.6%)
But they're connected to the same body! Except, wait, what about that movie where Michael Caine gets a crazy hand transplant and like one hand murders people?
7(12.5%)

What slang terms do you use to describe the police?

pigs
0(0.0%)
pennies*
0(0.0%)
the P.O.
0(0.0%)
the po-pos
2(3.5%)
the five-0
1(1.8%)
cops
12(21.1%)
cruisers
0(0.0%)
oinkers
0(0.0%)
rollers
0(0.0%)
boys in blue
0(0.0%)
thin blue line
0(0.0%)
squealers
0(0.0%)
po-lice
1(1.8%)
some other thing (see Comments)
1(1.8%)
I do not use these terms because I have nothing but respect for our brave, selfless and honest law enforcement officers
0(0.0%)

Pick one.

rhymin'
44(78.6%)
stealin'
12(21.4%)

Pick one again.

stunts
21(38.2%)
blunts
18(32.7%)
hip-hop
16(29.1%)

What would you, personally, do for me if I started posting actual content again instead of just these stupid-ass polls week after week?



*: Q. What are pennies made of?
A. Dirty copper.
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