What do you think about the claim by a US general that the suicide by hanging of three detainees at Guantanamo was "a publicity stunt"?
I think it's dead right! GET IT DEAD?
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Wait, what?
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Some people will do anything for attention.
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I wasn't aware that Ann Coulter had attained the rank of general.
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God bless America is what I think.
5(8.3%)
Recently, I purchased a magazine whose back cover featured an ad for Haagen-Dazs' new "Mayan chocolate" flavor, featuring the slogan 'CORTEZ INVADED FOR IT'. Is this in bad taste?
No way, man, that's totally appropriate. Who's gonna object, the Mayans? They're all dead, so screw them!
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It's maybe a tad insensitive.
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It's only in bad taste if you think there's something unseemly about invoking the name of a treasonous, wife-murdering oppressor who slaughtered thousands of people to sell ice cream.
32(53.3%)
Yeah.
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The ad may be in bad taste, but the ice cream is delicious! MMM, MMM!
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Choose your own sausage.
hot dog
3(5.0%)
Polish
3(5.0%)
bratwurst
1(1.7%)
Italian
7(11.7%)
black/white pudding
0(0.0%)
liverwurst/Braunschweiger/cooked sausage
1(1.7%)
mettwurst/beef log/fresh smoked sausage
1(1.7%)
salami/summer sausage/dry sausage
1(1.7%)
Romanian sausage/Hungarian sausage/duduk
0(0.0%)
chorizo
2(3.3%)
pickled sausage/jerky/Landjager
0(0.0%)
Thuringer
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bologna/mortadella/deli sausage
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ha ha, it's a SAUSAGE PARTY in here! I am funny!
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some other sausage I will express in Comments
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Favorite apostle?
Simon bar-Jonah, called Peter ("the dumb one")
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Andrew, brother of Peter ("the O.G. apostle")
2(3.4%)
James, Son of Thunder ("the Great One")
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John, Son of Thunder ("the Less Egotistical One")
4(6.8%)
Philip beth-Saida of Galilee ("the boring one")
0(0.0%)
Bartholemew of Ptolemais ("Black Bart")
0(0.0%)
Judas Thomas Didymus ("the doubter")
8(13.6%)
James ("not that James, but the other James")
1(1.7%)
Matthew Levi, son of Alphaeus ("the tax collector")
1(1.7%)
Simon the Canaanite ("the zealot")
0(0.0%)
Judas Iscariot ("God's own scapegoat")
8(13.6%)
Thaddeus Lebbaues ("the one nobody knows anything about and sometimes gets left off altogether")
1(1.7%)
What do I care about all this Jesus shit, man?
16(27.1%)
Oh, I can't decide, they're all so dreamy!
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write-in
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Suggest some crap piece of American culture that has not yet been revived as a musical, film, TV series, or video game and is rife for the doing.
More text from that ad: "In 1520, Cortez arrived in Latin America and captured the world's original recipe for chocolate. Fortunately, you'll find it a bit easier to get your hands on this coveted chocolate and cinnamon delicacy." Oh, word? So I won't have to enslave an entire people, wipe out their culture, execute their leaders, and slaughter them by the legions in order to get this yummy treat? Hooray for modern convenience! Thanks, Haagen-Dazs!
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