Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I feel listerious today

Sick day on Friday, poll today.

Poll #756443 Poll-troon

Would you ever eat coleslaw or potato salad from a gas station?

It's making my mouth water just thinking about it.
2(3.6%)
I guess so.
0(0.0%)
I pray that God never makes me face this decision.
16(29.1%)
Do they have baked beans? I'll eat that.
4(7.3%)
Probably not.
10(18.2%)
I'd rather eat the gasoline.
11(20.0%)
Absolutely, if I wanted to get weltering stomach cramps.
4(7.3%)
All I eat is coleslaw and potato salad from gas stations.
3(5.5%)
What kind of coleslaw?
0(0.0%)
What kind of gas station?
5(9.1%)

Long Car Ride, "The Wire" season 1 Edition: who would you rather be stuck in the back seat on a trip from Chicago to New York with?

Wee-Bey
0(0.0%)
Poot
0(0.0%)
D'Angelo
1(1.9%)
Omar
2(3.7%)
Bodie
0(0.0%)
Herc
0(0.0%)
Carver
0(0.0%)
Kima
1(1.9%)
Prez
0(0.0%)
Bubbs
1(1.9%)
Lt. Daniels
1(1.9%)
Bunk
0(0.0%)
Freamon
1(1.9%)
Avon
0(0.0%)
Stringer
1(1.9%)
Burrell
0(0.0%)
Rawls
0(0.0%)
McNulty
0(0.0%)
Judge Phelan
0(0.0%)
Rhonda Pearlman
0(0.0%)
Wallace
0(0.0%)
Sydnor
0(0.0%)
Stinkum
0(0.0%)
that fat fuck who's McNulty's boss
0(0.0%)
Maury
0(0.0%)
Orlando
0(0.0%)
Shardene
0(0.0%)
Little Man
0(0.0%)
the orange couch
6(11.1%)
what the fuck are you talking about?
40(74.1%)

Which of the following injuries incurred by Joe in "Johnny Got His Gun" would you be willing to tolerate if it meant you got to have free pizza for the rest of your life?

left leg blown off
0(0.0%)
right leg blown off
0(0.0%)
left arm blown off
0(0.0%)
right arm blown off
0(0.0%)
deaf
0(0.0%)
blind
0(0.0%)
mute
0(0.0%)
no face
0(0.0%)
paralyzed from waist down
0(0.0%)
mild insanity
7(12.7%)
nocturnal dream-visitations from Jason Robards and Donald Sutherland
5(9.1%)
I wouldn't give up jack fucking shit for free pizza
12(21.8%)
it depends on what kind of pizza it is
9(16.4%)
I would give up anything for the chance to appear in a Metallica video
1(1.8%)
once again, the stupid-poll-question bar has been raised
4(7.3%)

What possible 2008 presidential candidate fills you with hope and excitement?

Condoleezza Rice
0(0.0%)
John Edwards
1(1.8%)
Mitt Romney
0(0.0%)
Hilary Clinton
0(0.0%)
John McCain
3(5.5%)
John Kerry
0(0.0%)
Rudy Giuliani
0(0.0%)
Russ Feingold
5(9.1%)
Newt Gingrich
0(0.0%)
Al Gore
10(18.2%)
Sam Brownback
0(0.0%)
Chris Dodd
0(0.0%)
Jeb Bush
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
4(7.3%)
looking at the possibilities, I'd have to say that the though of suicide fills me with hope and excitement
32(58.2%)

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