LI'L' DUCE: You be Santa Claus.
ME: Okay. Who are you, now?
LI'L' DUCE: I Santa Claus too.
ME: Okay. What's going on, Santa?
LI'L' DUCE: Come over here. Look at the BRIDGE!
ME: What? What's wrong with the bridge?
LI'L' DUCE: It goes over WATER!
ME: Bridges are supposed to go over water.
LI'L' DUCE: But...but in this water is a CROCODILE!
ME: Oh, man. What do we do? I guess we better look at it.
LI'L' DUCE: See? CROCODILE.
ME: I think you should tell it to go away and have dinner elsewhere.
LI'L' DUCE: GO AWAY!
Also, although I was not there to witness it, I am reliably informed by
ninafarina that she calls the 'Don't Walk' sign the "high five light". 