What is the most repulsive thing about Jason Wade?
He is in a band called "Faggot", even though he is not gay
0(0.0%)
In fact, he is in a committed relationship with a woman, but he makes jokes about being gay anyway, even though he isn't
1(2.0%)
He wears taped-together nerd glasses for show
3(6.0%)
He has a drawn-on Fu Manchu mustache
2(4.0%)
He has fake gray muttonchops
0(0.0%)
His favorite greeting is "What's up, bitch?"
3(6.0%)
He's making an 'experimental' horror film called "Stabber"
0(0.0%)
He likes to go to clubs and get naked so he can show his asshole to "jocks"
2(4.0%)
He is from Rapid City, and he calls it "Rapid"
3(6.0%)
He and his girlfriend make walking-around money by appearing on daytime talk shows
1(2.0%)
He once got thrown out of a Mason Jennings show for yelling "FUCK THIS!" during the first acoustic song
1(2.0%)
He has a tattoo of a flying dick with cum spurting out of it
11(22.0%)
He wears a thong made of tacos
2(4.0%)
He once sponsored a "Dress to Get Raped" party
17(34.0%)
But it's all okay! Because it's ironic! And, uh, queer-positive, or something!
4(8.0%)
What is the biggest mistake in recent liquor-marketing history?
Zima
9(16.7%)
wine coolers/malt liquor drinks
6(11.1%)
flavored vodka/whiskey
3(5.6%)
Coors "Artic Ice"
5(9.3%)
Jell-O shots
2(3.7%)
specialty martinis
4(7.4%)
white people co-opting forties
7(13.0%)
microbrewed light beer
5(9.3%)
gimmicky/cutesy/rique names for mixed drinks
10(18.5%)
other (see Comments)
3(5.6%)
Which of my picks for Best Albums of '06 (So Far) have you heard?
Aceyalone, "Magnificent City"
0(0.0%)
Beans, "Only"
0(0.0%)
Belle & Sebastian, "The Life Pursuit"
3(8.8%)
Boris, "Pink"
0(0.0%)
Built to Spill, "You in Reverse"
0(0.0%)
Neko Case, "Fox Confessor Brings the Flood"
3(8.8%)
The Coup, "Pick a Bigger Weapon"
0(0.0%)
CX-Kidtronik, "Krak Attack"
0(0.0%)
Destroyer, "Destroyer's Rubies"
0(0.0%)
The Fiery Furnaces, "Bitter Tea"
1(2.9%)
Five Deez, "Kommunicator"
0(0.0%)
Ghostface Killah, "Fishscale"
0(0.0%)
Gnarls Barkley, "St. Elsewhere"
4(11.8%)
His Name Is Alive, "Detrola"
0(0.0%)
Mason Jennings, "Boneclouds"
0(0.0%)
Mr. Lif, "Mo'Mega"
0(0.0%)
The Rakes, "Capture/Release"
0(0.0%)
Spank Rock, "Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo"
0(0.0%)
T.I., "King"
0(0.0%)
We Are Scientists, "With Love and Squalor"
0(0.0%)
What's your attitude on sin and sinners?
I hate the sin, but I love the sinner
10(20.4%)
I love the sin, but I hate the sinner
5(10.2%)
I hate both the sin and the sinner
12(24.5%)
I love both the sin and the sinner
17(34.7%)
I hate the skin, but I love the chewy center
5(10.2%)
Time to add something to the Netflix queue! What should it be?
