Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

It's HATE MAIL MONDAY!

Apparently inspired by the fact that his team didn't lose all three of their games against the White Sox over the weekend, die-hard Cubs fan Jason Douglass wrote me a little mash note this morning:

At least CUBS fans dont like to brag about how good they are. Think of it this way the sox are worl champions but the cubbies are world knowen. The cubbies have wrigley field and the sox i believe have a cell phone that they play in. Just go for the facts Cubs fans will allways be their team not just when they win.


WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT YOU SHITTY SOX FAN


GO CUBBIES


All I say to that, Cubs fan Jason Douglass, is that I'm more heartstruck than I can put into words that my team is not world knowen, and I have to settle for a crappy world championship. Oh, and also, Cubs fans don't like to brag about how good they are like Peter Dinklage doesn't like to brag about how tall he is.

HOW MUCH MY GIRLFRIEND WILL HATE THIS POST: a good bit
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