Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR A CERTAIN HUMOR PUBLICATION THEATRE presents:

The Official State Vices

Alabama: yelling “ROLL TIDE”!
Alaska: bear-baiting
Arizona: making convicts wear pink underwear
Arkansas: pig-fucking
California: weed
Colorado: fundamentalist Christianity
Connecticut: overuse of SportsCenter catchphrases
Delaware: paint-huffing
Florida: cocaine
Georgia: making racist puns around the name of the public transit system
Hawaii: umbrella drinks
Idaho: forming militias
Illinois: bribery
Indiana: teenage pregnancy
Iowa: downloading porn over WebTV
Kansas: denying evolution
Kentucky: taking potshots at revenuers
Louisiana: telling people that the levees will hold
Maine: writing 1000-page horror novels
Maryland: murder
Massachusetts: giving food products unusual names
Michigan: setting fire to your town once a year for no reason
Minnesota: folksiness
Mississippi: lynching
Missouri: acting like you’re not a southern state even though you totally are
Montana: forming militias, only real ones, not like those fake-ass ones in Idaho
Nebraska: doing donuts
Nevada: hookers
New Hampshire: giving the press bogus answers during caucus season
New Jersey: whacking stool pigeons
New Mexico: exploiting the native population
New York: heroin
North Carolina: cigarettes
North Dakota: Polar Bear clubs
Ohio: voter fraud
Oklahoma: believing in angels
Oregon: homosexuality
Pennsylvania: resentment
Rhode Island: ether frolics
South Carolina: racism
South Dakota: eating paste
Tennessee: bootlegging
Texas: executing people
Utah: polygamy
Vermont: Chunky Monkey
Virginia: promiscuity
Washington: coffee
West Virginia: incest
Wisconsin: strip clubs
Wyoming: masturbation
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