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They Call Me Stoney Monday

And now, an idiotic poll in honor of just having seen a preview of Oliver Stone's new flick, World Trade Center.

Poll #771971 Stone Crazy

What has been the most memorable moment of Oliver Stone's ridiculous career?

the batshit screenplay to "Conan the Barbarian"
0(0.0%)
the batshit screenplay to "Scarface"
10(22.7%)
the batshit screenplay to "The Hand"
0(0.0%)
the batshit screenplay to "8 Million Ways to Die"
0(0.0%)
the batshit screenplay to "Talk Radio"
0(0.0%)
when he went fucking nuts making "JFK"
9(20.5%)
everything about "Natural Born Killers", basically
9(20.5%)
sucking the dick of an entire decade in "The Doors"
11(25.0%)
his Blue Boy Magazine interpretation of Greek history in "Alexander"
3(6.8%)
some other moment I will detail in Comments
2(4.5%)

What is the most noxious, unlikable performance from a lead character in all of Oliverstonedom?

James Woods as egocentric fuckface Richard Doyle in "Salvador"
0(0.0%)
Michael Douglas as repellent oil stain Gordo Gekko in "Wall Street"
4(9.1%)
Eric Bogosian as repugnant reptile Barry Stein in "Talk Radio"
2(4.5%)
Tom Cruise as Tom-Cruise-like jackoff Ron Kovic in "Born on the Fourth of July"
8(18.2%)
Val Kilmer as talentless blowhard Jim Morrison in "The Doors"
8(18.2%)
Kevin Costner as wooden-faced lunatic Jim Garrison in "JFK"
3(6.8%)
Woody Harrelson as a shitbag who makes Charles Manson seem affable in "Natural Born Killers"
14(31.8%)
Anthony Hopkins as Nixonian asshole Richard Nixon in "Nixon"
3(6.8%)
Al Pacino as breathless douchebag Tony D'Amato in "Any Given Sunday"
1(2.3%)
some other ludicrously unsympathetic performance I will detail in Comments
1(2.3%)

Has Oliver Stone ever directed an actual good movie?

yes, "The Hand" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Salvador" was actually good
1(2.3%)
yes, "Platoon" was actually good
7(15.9%)
yes, "Wall Street" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Talk Radio" was actually good
4(9.1%)
yes, "Born on the Fourth of July" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "The Doors" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "JFK" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Heaven and Earth" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Natural Born Killers" was actually good
2(4.5%)
yes, "Nixon" was actually good
1(2.3%)
yes, "U-Turn" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Any Given Sunday" was actually good
0(0.0%)
yes, "Alexander" was actually good
0(0.0%)
er, no
15(34.1%)

Which of the following criticisms of "Natural Born Killers" by the CAPAlert Guy is the most hilarious?

"insect death for shock value only"
7(15.6%)
"public urination"
0(0.0%)
"teen and adult underwear"
2(4.4%)
"evil background music, some by Nine Inch Nails"
6(13.3%)
"evil cartoon sequence"
0(0.0%)
"at least seven instances of consumption of beer"
2(4.4%)
"homosexual offer"*
4(8.9%)
"male cop sniffing a female's underwear"
0(0.0%)
"cartoon flashes of large character biting off the head of a smaller character (Looks like Felix the Cat)"
2(4.4%)
"TV scene of someone's head on fire"
1(2.2%)
"bloody decapitated man standing up"
1(2.2%)
"general theme of arrogance against fair authority"
8(17.8%)
"flash scene of lions copulating"
3(6.7%)
"scene of an unholy power of discernment"
7(15.6%)
"snake attacks"
2(4.4%)

What would you fix if Oliver Stone was having dinner at your house?



*: I think it went "Hey, how much for that homosexual?".
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