Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Pocket Jesus

Today I am the world's dick. Place your sins at my feet, little children, and I will bear the blame. Tell me what you have done wrong, and I will assure your place in Heaven by forgiving you and crafting a scenario by which it was my fault. I am your goat, I am your pocket Jesus.

Bring it. You know where to click.
Tags: jeebus, junk
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