Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Because I looooove you

And now, comedy.

Poll #782361 Soul on a Roll, Poll Takes Its Toll

What would be more enjoyable, to you, than a show about middle-aged, apparently lesbian horticulturalists who solve mysteries

underaged, apparently homosexual icthyologists who rob banks
7(12.7%)
twentysomething, apparently bestial mine safety inspectors who are also NASCAR drivers
5(9.1%)
elderly, apparently nymphomaniac food chemists who are serial killers
8(14.5%)
unborn, apparently sadomasochistic statisticians who design software
4(7.3%)
deceased, apparently necrophiliac corpses who are dead
10(18.2%)
a sharp poke in the eye with a dirty stick
6(10.9%)
anything
7(12.7%)
nothing
8(14.5%)

In the event that Calamity Jon is ever unable to fulfill his duties, what do you think would be an acceptable substitute for LJ Match Game?

LJ Dating Game
3(5.5%)
LJ Newlywed Game
4(7.3%)
LJ Press Your Luck
6(10.9%)
LJ Wacky Races
1(1.8%)
Who Wants to Be an Internet Millionaire?
3(5.5%)
LJ Gong Show
9(16.4%)
LJ Love Connection
1(1.8%)
LJ Studs (hah)
1(1.8%)
LJ Double Dare 2000
2(3.6%)
LJ Whose Line Is It Anyway
5(9.1%)
LJ $20,000 Pyramid
3(5.5%)
LJ $20 Sack Pyramid
2(3.6%)
LJ American Gladiators
5(9.1%)
LJ Neighbors
0(0.0%)
LJ Sabado Gigante
10(18.2%)

With the Israeli ambassador claiming on "Meet the Press" that Arab children are born to hate and the White House chief of staff claiming that "those people" are bound to hate America, everyone knows Arabs are scum. What are your favorite stereotypes of (half) my people?

violent
0(0.0%)
crazy
0(0.0%)
hate women
2(3.7%)
smelly
1(1.9%)
not so much smelly as greasy
3(5.6%)
hairy
1(1.9%)
eat Jewish babies
8(14.8%)
primitive
1(1.9%)
savage
0(0.0%)
sexy
2(3.7%)

Which of the following hot young actress/singers are you most unsure who they are, exactly?

Lindsay Lohan
3(5.5%)
Jessica Simpson
1(1.8%)
Ashlee Simpson
1(1.8%)
Mandy Moore
4(7.3%)
Britney Spears
0(0.0%)
Hilary Duff
4(7.3%)
Christina Aguilera
0(0.0%)
Natalie Imbruglia
7(12.7%)
Beyonce Knowles
0(0.0%)
Brittany Murphy
4(7.3%)
Callisthenes of Olynthus
2(3.6%)
Hey, wait, Callisthenes of Olynthus is a Greek historian, asshole
0(0.0%)
some other one who I will specify in Comments EVEN THOUGH I REPUTEDLY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE
0(0.0%)
Sadly, I don't know who any of those people are
2(3.6%)
Sadly, I know who all of those people are
27(49.1%)

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