Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Selections from the "7-minute Safety Trainer" quizzes I must administer as part of my job

"True or false? If something hits your eye, you should see a doctor immediately."

"You should report signs of possible hearing loss such as:

a. Wax in the ears
b. Difficulty understanding rock song lyrics
c. Noise or ringing in the ears"

"For added protection against injuries from falling objects, you might wear:

a. Heavy socks
b. Aluminum alloy, fiberglass or galvanized steel footguards
c. Over-the-ankle spats"
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