Um...go back to being funny? Just a suggestion. Fuckface.
Shut it down, because it's your last outlet for human interation, and frankly, you don't deserve one.
Borrow content from people more interesting than you and pretend you wrote it.
What's Lileks up to these days? I bet his wife didn't kick HIM out. Although it would be funny if she did.
Post about the interesting things to do in San Antonio; that should eat up about one-sixth of a page.
Go back to updating the Ludic Log every day. I never read it, and now that it's not running anymore, I don't feel like I'm missing out on enough.
Well, there's always "52" and "Lost".
I hear the internet can be used to become a sexual predator. They had a thing about it on the news. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME, do that! Like, WHOA! PREDATOR! With claws and red racing stripes or something?
I sit here with no one telling me about the minor political malfeasance of people far more successful than you.
Oh, God, PLEASE more of this self-pitying, maudlin horseshit. It's such a joy to read.