Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

More Things That TV Has Taught Me

1. McDonald's has deli sandwiches now. Nothing about eating food seems worthwhile anymore.

2. Pretty much every show on HGTV is designed to make most people feel like miserable failures. Not that I, for one, need any help in that regard.

3. The appeal of soap operas is totally lost on me, but the appeal of taking soap operas and sticking them onto other genres is obvious. (And I still don't understand, to this day, why no one has ever done a Legion of Superheroes TV show -- combining, as it does, soap opera, teen romance, science fiction, and superheroes, I can't see it not being a monster success.)

4. There is something called "Brawny Man Camp" or the like. It's a boot camp where 'men' go to learn how to clean the house, and then they cry. It's available only as a webcast on Brawny's website. Anywone who is watching this should probably drown themselves.

5. I don't really like TV that much.
Tags: teevee

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