Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Monday Monday! That's my no fun day!

Okay, so it's still not funny. At least it's not about what a pathetic loser I am. Well, not directly about that, anyway.

Poll #835246 Are you ready for some pollball?

Amish school shooting.

Who has a grudge against the Amish?
8(17.8%)
I mean, seriously, yeah, they have funny beards and all, but they never hurt anyone.
4(8.9%)
And, of course, the wall-to-wall press coverage of each school shooting just tips off psychopaths exactly what they need to do for maximum PR.
12(26.7%)
It's really a pity that the school didn't have a better security system, but, you know, Amish.
6(13.3%)
Hey, anything new on Iraq?
15(33.3%)

Space tourist.

Why on earth would she say that space smells like a burnt almond cookie?
3(6.7%)
Doesn't she mean the space STATION smells like a burnt almond cookie?
3(6.7%)
Because, you know, space is empty. It has no smell.
2(4.4%)
Plus if you were in space, you would die within seconds, and wouldn't smell anything anyway.
5(11.1%)
And, for that matter, who knows what burnt almond cookies smell like?
0(0.0%)
At least it's better than the story about her losing her lip gloss.
12(26.7%)
What about Afghanistan? Anything new there?
20(44.4%)

Condi Rice: no memory of CIA warning on al-Q'aeda.

Okay, I know she's busy and all, but still.
0(0.0%)
I mean, that seems like the sort of thing you'd remember.
1(2.2%)
Is...is she just calling George Tenet a liar? Because you'd think she'd just come out and say that.
1(2.2%)
Especially considering how her boss screwed the pooch on the PDB about bin-Laden.
0(0.0%)
Really, you'd think the director of national security would have something better than "Maybe, maybe not, I don't remember."
10(22.2%)
I know I'd get my ass fired for an excuse like that.
12(26.7%)
But then again, I don't work for George W. Bush.
8(17.8%)
Does North Korea still have nuclear missiles? We're doing something on that, right?
13(28.9%)

Using pink as the official color of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Wonderful.
4(9.1%)
Kinda ucky.
8(18.2%)
Racist.
6(13.6%)
Cute.
1(2.3%)
I'm not sure, but at least now I am "aware" of breast cancer.
12(27.3%)
Breast what awhatness what?
1(2.3%)
Titty! Whoooooooooo
12(27.3%)

"Heroes".

I identify with Nathan and Peter Petrelli, the Floating Loser Brothers.
0(0.0%)
I am most like Hiro Nakamura, the Japanese Time Nerd.
1(2.2%)
I think of myself as a Niki Sanders, Porn Mom type.
0(0.0%)
I'm more of a Isaac Mendez, Junkie of the Future.
0(0.0%)
My friends all tell me that I have a lot in common with Claire Bennet, Indestructible Cheerleader.
0(0.0%)
I feel a close kinship with D.L. Hawkins, a.k.a. Kitty Pryde in "Oz".
0(0.0%)
I am the spirit sibling of Matt Parkman, Telepathic Police Nebbish.
0(0.0%)
Could I be any more like Mohinder Suresh, Cab-Driving Genius?
0(0.0%)
Really, I am more like the horn-rimmed glasses dude, because I would like to dissect all these shitheads.
2(4.4%)
I'm not sure, but I know I won't be watching again tonight.
4(8.9%)
I'm not sure, but I know I'll be watching again tonight.
4(8.9%)
I don't even know what you're talking about.
10(22.2%)
This is the most pathetic hero team ever. They could get stomped by the Southern Knights, or the Detroit JLA, or the Great Lakes Avengers.
3(6.7%)
I prefer to call them "subs", "hoagies", or "grinders".
17(37.8%)
HOND IN DE GOOT
4(8.9%)
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