- The use of the word "crippling" to mean "cool" or "awesome"
- The rumor that Carolyn Condit has no thumbs
- That sideways hand gesture where you use two fingers to look like you're pointing a gun
- Namedropping Rodney Allen Rippy
- The joke formulation "and when I say (thing), what I mean is (totally different thing)"
I demand my American Fringe Culture Enrichment Institute royalties right now, or immediately after such an institute is founded.