Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oh, ha ha, right I WAS GONNA START DOING THESE AGAIN BECAUSE I AM A LOSER

Lyrics quiz continues, for you obsessive fuckfannies. No Googling. Remember, shit don't get got, shit gets carried over(*). There is no reward but your own smugness. But at least it's now

1. “Some have one and some have ten/some still are and some have been/you play the rooster, I’ll play the hen.” (***) (from Diamond D's "Stunts, Blunts and Hip-Hop", pegged by oilyrags)

2. "Brazzaville, I get no thrill though all your urchins roar/mad Seville, your barber left me shorn upon the shore/Barcelona, larceny upon your matador/and arson is my wish upon Decatur's wan decor." (**)

3. "'Is it a dream?', you ask me/and I don't say anything/because this may be a dream." (**)

4. "My favorite son has found my gun/and now the fun begins." (**) (from Guided By Voices' "#2 in the Home Model Series", pegged by andyaxel

5. "Broken bodies in a death-rock dance hall/please be my partner/eyeballs pop, accelerated blood-beat/veins a-shakin'." (**)

6. "I live in Long Island with a house full of retards/and illegal aliens that need green cards/I'm a rap legend to little weird white kids/who carve shit on their arms like 'I DON'T WANNA LIVE'."(*)

7. "Now our country, boys/though it's quite far away/found itself jeopardized/endangered, boys."(*)

8. "Hold it! Wait a minute! Stop that music! Please...hold it! Wait a minute! Uh...what are we singing about?"(*)

9. "Now rocking microphones is something I do daily/and making people dance like if I was Alvin Ailey."(*) (from "Me and the Biz" by Masta Ace and a puppet pretending to be Biz Markie, pegged by feisty_robot)

10. "Hit' em with a anvil, a trigger, a scandal/if not just to get free press off the Nigga Channel/he only plays for high prices/and raises his hourly rate based on how nice he is."(*)

11. "You locked up or maybe you lucked out/'cause at the battle last time you snuck out."(*)

12. "All the yuppies getting married/all the yuppies getting buried."(*) (from the Moldy Peaches' "New York City's Like a Graveyard", pegged by kudaspeaks)

13. "Oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum/but you just a downtown bum/instead of puttin' presents in front of my eyes/you just told me a bunch of lies."(*) (from Fishbone's "Slick Nick You Devil You", pegged by calamityjon)

14. "They said you were involved in a robbery/that was due to happen at a quarter-to-three/in the main street."

15. "Yes, I can understand that she amuses/but to let her kiss you and stroke your hair?/That's hardly in your line." (from the original motion picture soundtrack to Jesus Christ Superstar, it's "Strange Thing, Mystifying", pegged by kudaspeaks and not calamityjon who's a big hater)

16. "When I was a little boy, I wanted a Barlow knife/now I want that little girl to say she'll be my wife." (rom Doc & Merle Watson's "Shady Grove", pegged by andyaxel

17. "A bass guitar and Shaggs CD/Well, they don't mean that much to me right now/I'm going through your things these days." (from Guster's "Amsterdam", pegged by janehex with an assist)

18. "Two girls going stag/fat asses/I demand from a date her sunglasses/do a drop-roll out the car like Axel/I need an angel, I need some fuckin' Advil." (from MC Chris' "The Tussin", pegged by moondispatches)

19. "Get a sweet thing on the side/home cooking, homicide/side order could be your daughter/finger licking good!"

20. "We ain't got no friends/our troubles never end/no Christmas cards to send/Daddy likes men." (from the Ramones' "We're a Happy Family", pegged by calamityjon)

21. "Fishnets for every woman/lipstick as red as flame/for every man a tattoo, a Chevy and a dumb nickname."

22. "Note to self:/be erect at half-past-ten/be proud, be strong, be able, be charmed." (from McLusky's "She Will Only Bring You Happiness", pegged by tritium)

23. "I cringe in my terror/I hate my own smell/I know where I must be:/I must be in hell." (from Lou Reed's "Waves of Fear", mostly pegged by schtune)

24. "Lost my shape/trying to act casual/can't stop/I might end up in the hospital." (from Talking Heads' "Crosseyed and Painless", pegged by lester22)

25. "Then in my dream, I told the doctor off/he said if you don't wanna do it, then you don't have to do it/he said the truth is, you'll be okay anyway."
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    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

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    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

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