Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

FRIDAY! POLE! SEXXXXXY! ACTION!

Note: poll does not actually feature sex or action.

Poll #849480 Democracy Inaction

What's your favorite American presidential third party?

the Anti-Masonic Party
7(12.5%)
the Progressive ("Bull Moose") Party
1(1.8%)
the Bull Moose Party
4(7.1%)
the State's Rights Democratic ("Dixiecrat") Party
0(0.0%)
the Prohibitionist Party
1(1.8%)
the American Independent Party
0(0.0%)
the Libertarian Party
4(7.1%)
the Socialist Party
5(8.9%)
the Reform Party
1(1.8%)
the Green Party
12(21.4%)
the Constitution Party
0(0.0%)
the American Nazi Party
0(0.0%)
the American ("Know-Nothing") Party
2(3.6%)
the Farm Labor Party
3(5.4%)
the Fight For Your Right To Party
16(28.6%)

Chinatown, Little Italy...

Armenian Village.
1(1.9%)
Vietnam City.
2(3.7%)
Junior Latvia.
6(11.1%)
Canadaia.
7(13.0%)
Sri Lankaville.
6(11.1%)
Tiny Tuvalu.
6(11.1%)
Turkeyburg.
6(11.1%)
Kyrgyzstan Hamlet.
0(0.0%)
Vatican City City.
10(18.5%)
Mongoliopolis.
10(18.5%)

What do you wonder about "Lost"?

Why no one ever seems to need a shave or a haircut.
0(0.0%)
Why everyone seems to look up to Jack even though he is a total asshole.
0(0.0%)
How Hurley keeps getting fatter even though there's not that much food.
0(0.0%)
Why something really huge will happen and no one mentions it for like three weeks.
0(0.0%)
How come if there was a big electromagnetic fluctuation all the electronics seem to still work.
0(0.0%)
Why anyone would bring a pregnancy test on an airplane.
1(1.8%)
What the living fuck is up with that four-toed statue.
1(1.8%)
Why a plane with hundreds of people could crash and no one finds it on a humungous island for months.
1(1.8%)
Why Sayid, who should be the biggest bad-ass on the island, doesn't seem to be able to formulate any plans that actually work.
0(0.0%)
How "The Nine" manages to copy everything about "Lost" except all the things that make it good.
0(0.0%)
What the hell you are talking about.
12(21.1%)
Why I am not watching it.
7(12.3%)
Why I am still watching it.
0(0.0%)
Other (see Comments).
2(3.5%)
Why you seem to be running out of interesting poll questions.
1(1.8%)

How do you vote?

I vote with my voice.
5(8.5%)
I vote with my feet.
2(3.4%)
I vote with my wallet.
3(5.1%)
I vote with my anus.
2(3.4%)
I vote with my mind.
12(20.3%)
I vote with my magic suitcase named "Edmund".
4(6.8%)
I vote with my massive, well-funded lobbying organization.
7(11.9%)
I vote with my Diebold voting machine.
14(23.7%)
I vote with my vag.
9(15.3%)
I don't.
1(1.7%)

What does the world owe you?

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