Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Poliday

You've all be so nice this year! Have a peanut butter Twix miniature!

Poll #856526 Monday Poll! Monday Poll! All good chiles gets Monday Poll!

If you could go back and live in any decade of the 20th century, which would you pick?

The turn of the century, because I love imperialism.
3(5.2%)
The teens, because I would like to die in a huge pointless war.
1(1.7%)
The twenties, because I like getting drunk illegally.
21(36.2%)
The thirties, because I hate everything about being alive.
1(1.7%)
The forties, because the problem with today's world is that there aren't enough genocides.
3(5.2%)
The fifties, because aaaaaay! Sit on it! Etc.
5(8.6%)
The sixties, because I am a filthy dirty hippie.
10(17.2%)
The seventies, because I enjoy being bored and mildly depressed.
4(6.9%)
The eighties, because that's when the world pretty much started to go to hell and I want to relive it.
3(5.2%)
The nineties, because I am very nostalgic for the extremely recent past.
7(12.1%)

Have you ever used a firearm?

I have fired a pistol.
3(5.2%)
I have fired a rifle.
5(8.6%)
I have fired a shotgun.
1(1.7%)
I have fired an automatic weapon.
0(0.0%)
I haven't, but I would like to.
11(19.0%)
I haven't, because I object to guns.
9(15.5%)
I am in your base, killing your dudes.
5(8.6%)

I would like to continue doing daily updates to the Ludic Log, but I am also thinking of doing NaNoWriMo this year. What should I do?

Continue to do the Ludic Log and don't do NaNoWriMo, because it is lame.
16(29.1%)
Focus on NaNoWriMo and don't do the Ludic Log, because it sucks.
0(0.0%)
Do both. It's not like you have a job or a life or anything.
18(32.7%)
Do neither. Nothing you do is worthwhile and I hate you.
3(5.5%)
Do your NaNoWriMo stuff ON the Ludic Log! Oh ho I am so clever!
18(32.7%)

How do you have to piss?

Like a normal human being.
4(6.8%)
Like a little girl.
2(3.4%)
Like a ten-beer drunk.
3(5.1%)
Like a racehorse.
8(13.6%)
Like a warhorse.
3(5.1%)
Like a horse that is racing to war.
0(0.0%)
Like a pretty little pony.
3(5.1%)
Like some other kind of horse.
0(0.0%)
Like a fire hydrant.
0(0.0%)
Like a rainstorm.
1(1.7%)
Like a water cannon.
1(1.7%)
I am a lady and I don't use to pee aye ess ess word. However, I need to tinkie-winkle like goddamn Niagara Falls.
2(3.4%)
I didn't need to before this poll question, but now I do.
17(28.8%)
I don't.
13(22.0%)
Seriously and for real, worst poll ever.
2(3.4%)

Tell me about your best/funniest/cleverest/sexiest/lamest Halloween costume.

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