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Poll #861502 Karl "Madman" Mundt-Day Poll

Who's your favorite post-structuralist?

Jacques Derrida. He's dreamy!
6(15.4%)
Michel Foucault. Sooooo cute!
4(10.3%)
Julia Kristeva, perky and sassy.
3(7.7%)
Roland Barthes. Adorable!
3(7.7%)
Emmanuel Lévinas. He's my man!
1(2.6%)
I hope Claude Lévi-Strauss asks me to the prom.
0(0.0%)
Jacques Lacan-do!
2(5.1%)
Gilles Deleuze can repeat my differend anytime!
0(0.0%)
Jean Baudrillard gets me wet.
0(0.0%)
Judith Butler gets me hard.
2(5.1%)
Jean-François Lyotard + me = TLA!
0(0.0%)
Félix Guattari is my best friend forever.
2(5.1%)
Wait, Claude Lévi-Strauss isn't a post-structuralist, you liar! MOM, LEONARD'S A LIAR
6(15.4%)
I don't know who any of these people are, and I don't care.
8(20.5%)
You forgot my favorite post-structuralist, so hott!
2(5.1%)

Hey, everybody, let's hang Saddam Hussein!

Yeah! Good idea!
0(0.0%)
That'll solve everything!
5(12.5%)
All the dead people will come back to life, right?
4(10.0%)
Why, just thinking about it makes me want to vote Republican!
2(5.0%)
We can get some pizza, maybe watch the game. Oh, wait, didn't you say hang WITH Saddam Hussein?
4(10.0%)
Finally, the war is over! The War Against Saddam Hussein Not Being Hanged!
2(5.0%)
Hey, has anyone seen Osama bin-Laden?
23(57.5%)

I like sports! The sports I like are:

football
1(2.9%)
baseball
2(5.7%)
basketball
1(2.9%)
soccer
2(5.7%)
hockey
1(2.9%)
tennis
0(0.0%)
golf
0(0.0%)
boxing
1(2.9%)
car racing
0(0.0%)
bike racing
1(2.9%)
some other kind of racing
0(0.0%)
track & field
0(0.0%)
lacrosse
0(0.0%)
curling
0(0.0%)
some other thing with a bunch of hyperpituitary shitheads mixing it up
2(5.7%)

What art biopic are you most looking forward to?

"Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus"
3(8.1%)
"Felt: An Imaginary Portrait of Joseph Beuys"
4(10.8%)
"Furry: An Imaginary Portrait of Reed Waller"*
3(8.1%)
"Furley: An Imaginary Portrait of Don Knotts"
20(54.1%)
"Thirty-Two Short Films About Dorothy Wiggin"
7(18.9%)

Write a short story -- very short, like less than 250 words -- involving you and a bulletproof vest.



*: If you get this joke, you are a loser.**
**: While 'researching' the joke, I came across this Wikipedia entry, which has the saddest accompanying graphic of all time.
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