Who's your favorite post-structuralist?
Hey, everybody, let's hang Saddam Hussein!
I like sports! The sports I like are:
What art biopic are you most looking forward to?
Write a short story -- very short, like less than 250 words -- involving you and a bulletproof vest.
*: If you get this joke, you are a loser.**
**: While 'researching' the joke, I came across this Wikipedia entry, which has the saddest accompanying graphic of all time.