Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Hey, he was good in...uh...

A copy of the latest AARP magazine just arrived, with a big cover photo of Robin Williams, dressed as Lance Armstrong...but riding a tricycle! Uh HAW HAW HAW, ohHO HO HO!

The headline is "KEEPING A CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER", which I guess means "becoming a national laughingstock because you're so unfunny and can't move one centimeter beyond your decades-old glory days when America was briefly amused at your ability to shovel bucketloads of coke up your face and do funny voices".

Anytime people talk about the superior wisdom of children, or the importance of maintaining a childlike innocence or sense of wonder, I know that some Grade A premium-cut bullshit is about to be plated at my table. If Robin Williams is involved, you might as well ask for the check right away.
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