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Monday the 13th: The Movie: The Novelization: The Ride: The Poll

Question #1 is inspired by a few conversations I had with people on the music forums and elsewhere over the weekend, and a claim made a while back by my bro-ham hipsterdetritus.

Poll #866616 It's Howdy Monday Poll!

What is the funkiest thing ever recorded by white people?

I agree with Nate, it's "You Make Loving Fun" by Fleetwood Mac.
1(2.3%)
I agree with you, it's "Main Theme from Enter the Dragon" by Lalo Schifrin.
14(32.6%)
I agree with neither of you, it's some other thing I will list in Comments.
16(37.2%)
I am really, really lame, so I think it's something by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3(7.0%)
This question is inappropriate.
9(20.9%)

You know that thing where people shoot a semi-automatic handgun sideways? What do you think of that?

I don't know what you're talking about.
1(1.9%)
I know what it is, and I like it.
9(17.3%)
I know what it is, and I hate it.
16(30.8%)
I know what it is, but I don't know why they do it.
16(30.8%)
I have no opinion on this hugely inconsequential issue.
10(19.2%)

If you were involved in organized crime, what activities do you think you would most enjoy?

hijacking cargo trucks
0(0.0%)
supplying the chop shops
0(0.0%)
bid-rigging public contracts
2(3.8%)
labor racketeering
0(0.0%)
smuggling
0(0.0%)
contract killing
0(0.0%)
extortion
0(0.0%)
loansharking
0(0.0%)
bookmaking
0(0.0%)
gambling
0(0.0%)
prostitution
0(0.0%)
money-laundering
1(1.9%)
bribing politicians
0(0.0%)
getting good tables at ethnic restaurants
1(1.9%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

What has been George W. Bush's biggest failed policy project?

the Iraq War
31(60.8%)
Social Security "reform"
4(7.8%)
the manned Mars mission
5(9.8%)
building a big wall on the Mexican border
2(3.9%)
the Afghanistan War
2(3.9%)
immigration "reform"
1(2.0%)
getting rid of human-animal hybrids
6(11.8%)

If you are an America, please provide me with your favorite stereotype of Canadians. If you are Canadian, ditto ditto Americans. If you are neither, just cough up some random prejudice about the foreigner of your choice.

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