Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Please God don't let this become a dream journal

Man, apparently, more of you would enjoy killing people for money than running a labor union. That's upsetting.

So I had a dream last night that I was back in college, at Arizona State, studying law (my classmates were much of the cast of "M*A*S*H", led by MacLean Stevenson) and playing football (my teammates were much of the cast of "The Wire", led by Wood Harris). I kept flirting with the captain of the team's girlfriend, and we get fed sports drinks and sodas by a group of rogue Wesleyan University students who lived in a series of tunnels underneath the school and paid their tuition by covertly supplying contraband to students through a number of cleverly concealed hatches.

From this highly cinematic dream I take several lessons:

1. I am watching too much TV.
2. I am drinking too much soda.
3. I am having too little sex.
4. I am writing too few interesting LiveJournal entries.
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