But see, what bothers me the most about the commercial isn't the implication that if you pay for your purchases with actual money, instead of a method that will enrich huge financial institutions, you are but one level removed from a bug-eating, ass-picking ape and that you will suffer the scorn and hatred of more enlightened consumers. It's that this piece-of-crap ad features "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott as its theme music, elevating it alongside the ocean cruise ad that used Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" and the car commercial that used "Instrumental" by Galaxie 500 in the unholy pantheon of ads that ruin songs for me.
So, today's question: what songs have been ruined for you by advertising?
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