Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Texas loves you, Jesus!

Here are three things I saw today, on my way to work.

1. A big church marquee reading "WHY DOES GOD DISAPPOINT US?"*.

2. A bumper sticker reading "GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL".

3. A truck sticker featuring a bootleg Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes, only instead of peeing on something, he and Susie Derkins are kneeling before a cross.

*: Man, good question!
Tags: jeebus, junk, work
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