Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Okay, this poll is super-special: before completing, you must first take a gander at this amazing article.

Done? Okay, GO!

Poll #871807 This poll is blowing my mind, Tobias

How often do you cook?

I never cook
8(10.0%)
I cook maybe once a week
18(22.5%)
I cook every day, but by "cook" I mean "prepare processed food"
17(21.2%)
I cook every day
23(28.8%)
Oh, I cook! I cook, baby!
14(17.5%)

Select the greatest TV sketch comedy show of all time.

SCTV
4(5.0%)
Saturday Night Live
3(3.8%)
Kids in the Hall
12(15.0%)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
37(46.2%)
Mr. Show
12(15.0%)
In Living Color
1(1.2%)
Fridays
0(0.0%)
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
0(0.0%)
The Carol Burnette Show
2(2.5%)
Chappelle's Show
2(2.5%)
The State
2(2.5%)
Upright Citizen's Brigade
1(1.2%)
The Red Skelton Show
1(1.2%)
MadTV
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
3(3.8%)

Of the following theoretical self-deluding individuals, which one is the most amusingly pathetic?

the gay Christian man who desperately attempts to establish that there is nothing anti-gay in the Bible
8(10.0%)
the prostitute/porn star who claims that there is something sex-positive about having a train pulled on her
4(5.0%)
the fat nerdy basement-dwelling creep who says that he can't get laid because girls only like guys who are jerks
19(23.8%)
the stand-up comedian who is painfully unaware of how not funny he is
11(13.8%)
the man involved in sports, the military or some other really manly occupation who does really gay things but overcompensates through rabid homophobia
12(15.0%)
the office worker with a good salary who's, like, totally a radical and is all bringing down the system from within, man
3(3.8%)
the white suburban person whose parents are millionaires but who dresses, speaks, and behaves like a member of the Boot Camp Clique
14(17.5%)
the New Age vegan who makes grandiose claims about how healthy her lifestyle is but who is clearly anemic, pale, painfully thin and probably near death
9(11.2%)

What do you love about the article linked above?

How Patricia Heaton has found time in her busy schedule of calling Michael J. Fox a faker to do the project
5(6.6%)
How there is not a funny line in the whole thing
34(44.7%)
How one of the comedians is named "Saad"
1(1.3%)
How another is described as a combination of Steve Martin and Jim Carey
1(1.3%)
How it's inspired me to run right out to Wal-Mart and pick up a copy
1(1.3%)

So, what are you thankful for, Mr. and/or Ms. Cynicky-Boots?

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