Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Happy Kennedy Assassination Day!

DID YOU KNOW that Kennedy was shot by a team of highly trained assassins in the employ of a power-mad cabal consisting of Cubans, the Mafia, organized labor, the CIA, the Freemasons, Lyndon Johnson, and homosexuals? They all shot at once!

DID YOU KNOW that people who know about the conspiracy to kill Kennedy have been killed or died under mysterious circumstances? Even though it took years or even decades for some of them to die, and they didn’t spend their living years talking about the conspiracy. Probably because they were so scared!

DID YOU KNOW that even though Kennedy was shot from behind and to the left, his head goes back and to the left instead of forward and to the right? Even though “physics” tells us that this is exactly what one would expect, what does science know? Science is what tells us we came from monkeys! How do we know that physics wasn’t in on the conspiracy?

DID YOU KNOW that Lee Harvey Oswald was totally a patsy? Sure, he was completely deranged, with a history of bizarre political activities, a prior record of becoming obsessed with public figures, and a previous assassination attempt to his record, but that’s what made him such a perfect patsy! He was exactly the kind of nut who would kill the president, which is proof that he didn’t!

DID YOU KNOW that people sure do believe a bunch of horseshit? It’s true!

And how are you going to celebrate your KAD?
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