Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Kim's Super-Special Doomsday Fort DO NOT ENTER

You know how every nerdy kid in the world, when they're like eight years old, draws a cutaway picture of a fort or a mountain or a castle, and makes little diagrams of all the nerdy shit they would want in it if they could actually build their dream fort? Like, there's a room with a giant TV and "Star Wars" playing 24/7, and there's a robot wearing a Batman costume who patrols the grounds, and the kitchen serves peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth's sandwiches and you get to it by sliding down a pole? That kind of thing?

Well, Kim Jong Il is that nerdy kid. The only difference is he grew up to run his own country.
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