Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Or this one?

I went back to the commissary, risking my precious freedom to snap amusing pictures for you ungrateful cowards. (At one point, I actually made a joke about ending up in Gitmo for snapping pictures on a military base, and a nearby uniformed woman gave me a look best described as “dire”.) Anyway, the big sad news was that the Keebler-elves-in-Marine-Corps-uniforms display was gone, but I did get these, for your ever so brief enjoyment.

Everyone love spaghetti, even crazy Chinamen.

Ho ho, RANK HAS ITS PRIVILEGES.

When you’re preparing a bombing raid against a wedding party full of savages, the last thing you need is a head full of mucous. Banish that killing-edge-killing cold with a nice frosty bottle of the Tussin, sailor!

You know, when you’ve just come home from being constantly shot by a bunch of crazy Muslims whose country you invaded and who are trying to blow your legs off, why not celebrate by overpaying for the same shitty food you had to eat in between fits of terror in the desert? Now available in a vegetarian option!

Of course, it’s illegal to sell these things, but what’s a little profiteering between friends?
Tags: fotos, junk
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