Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Happy Mondays

They might be dumb; they might be inconsequential; they might be little more than inexplicable space-fillers. But Monday polls are an American tradition, and unless you hate America, I expect you all to respect that tradition.

Poll #886432 Metropole

Since I never posted about it, what do you figure happened with my National Novel-Writing Month effort?

I assume that you finished it and even now are finalizing a lucrative publishing deal
7(10.4%)
I assume that you finished it and, since it was so awful, you destroyed it
5(7.5%)
I assume that you did not finish it
30(44.8%)
I assume that you didn’t even do it
11(16.4%)
I assume you know that I don’t give a shit
14(20.9%)

How much do you pay for parking at your job?

$1-$2 a day
3(4.5%)
$3-$5 a day
2(3.0%)
$6-$8 a day
2(3.0%)
$9-10 a day
0(0.0%)
$11-$15 a day
0(0.0%)
more than $15 a day
0(0.0%)
I don’t have a job
3(4.5%)
I don’t drive to work
35(52.2%)
parking is free at my job
21(31.3%)
I ain’t pay for nuttin’, I’m the king of the slops
1(1.5%)

Engage with me, if you will, in a thought experiment. In order to save the Earth from total destruction at the hands of a kinky race of politically motivated space aliens, you must have sexual relations with a postwar president of the United States of America. Who would you do?

Harry S Truman
2(3.0%)
Dwight D. Eisenhower
1(1.5%)
John F. Kennedy
11(16.4%)
Lyndon Johnson
0(0.0%)
Richard M. Nixon
1(1.5%)
Gerald Ford
0(0.0%)
Jimmy Carter
2(3.0%)
Ronald Reagan
1(1.5%)
George H.W. Bush
0(0.0%)
Bill Clinton
12(17.9%)
George W. Bush
1(1.5%)
I guess everybody’s gonna just have to die, because no way in hell am I going to get it on with any of these guys
22(32.8%)

At my office, I am really most like:

Roy Anderson
0(0.0%)
Pam Beesly
4(6.0%)
Andy Bernard
0(0.0%)
Creed Bratton
3(4.5%)
Karen Fillipelli
1(1.5%)
Toby Flenderson
3(4.5%)
Jim Halpert
4(6.0%)
Ryan Howard
5(7.5%)
Stanley Hudson
1(1.5%)
Kelly Kapoor
2(3.0%)
Phyllis Lapin
1(1.5%)
Jan Levinson
0(0.0%)
Kevin Malone
0(0.0%)
Angela Martin
0(0.0%)
Oscar Nuñez
1(1.5%)
Todd Packer
0(0.0%)
Meredith Palmer
1(1.5%)
Darryl Philbin
0(0.0%)
Dwight Schrute
0(0.0%)
Michael Scott
1(1.5%)
These poll questions that are contingent on an intimate familiarity with television shows many of your readers may not have seen are alienating and offensive
5(7.5%)
Ditto above, but “boring” instead of “alienating and offensive”
35(52.2%)

Now that I am once more in possession of a digital camera that is not in my phone, what do you think I should take and post pictures of?

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