Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Jesus saves...

…but how are his interest rates?

…at a maximum 128x speed through an open FireWire port.

...while the Devil* throws great parties.

…half an hour from my commute.

…another one! That’s 16 on the year from this fireballing left-handed rookie, and his ERA drops to a league-best 1.28.

*: I don't think it's fair that God gets to be God, Jesus AND the Holy Ghost, while the Devil just gets to be the Devil. Satan should have some secret identities too.
Tags: jeebus, laffs

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