Please please please let me get what I...what?

There seems to be no end to my generosity. The inexplicable Christmas wish of the remorseless calamityjon was for me to start creating hand-drawn mazes for your amusement.

Now, I can’t draw; I don’t own a scanner; and I have never created a maze. But I have never let a complete lack of ability, technology or experience get in the way of trying something. Therefore, I present to you