Is it better to give than to receive?
What Christmas treats do you enjoy?
Rudolph is found brutally murdered in his pen: his throat has been cut by a jagged shard of steel, and his corpse has been repeatedly defiled. A copy of the sheet music for Jehan Tabourot & George Ratcliffe Woodward’s “Ding Dong Merrily on High” is stuffed in his mouth, scrawled with incoherent quasi-Marxist rhetoric. Which of his fellow reindeer is responsible for the horrible crime?
What is the stupidest right-wing outrage of the year?
As you know, Christmas is one of my favorite holidays. As you also know, this one will probably be kind of a downer, for a variety of reasons you’re probably already familiar with. What should I do for Christmas to avoid having to sit through the family meltdown that will inevitably occur?