Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

If you will it, dude, it is no poll

Today, I’m going to make not one, but FIVE of your LiveJournal Christmas wishes come true! That’s just the kind of generous motherfucker I am.

frippy wished for “more polls”; tamisevens wished for “more of the same”; conrad_zaar wished for “something terrible”; thehighhat wished for “more polls about sex, panties and the American Way”; and rjwhite expressed no wishes whatsoever, which I’m interpreting as meaning “two polls in one week, you fat lazy asshole”.

And so, to kill five small, adorable baby birds with one huge, ugly stone, I present:

Poll #891718 THE LAST POLL THIS SITE WILL FEATURE UNTIL 2007, I PROMISE

Sex is:

overrated
7(12.1%)
underrated
6(10.3%)
rated exactly where it should be
21(36.2%)
rated X, haw haw
17(29.3%)
it's been so long since I've seen it, I can't really remember
7(12.1%)

Do you have a special pair of underpants you wear when you think you might be gonna get lucky?

I have more than one pair like this
23(39.7%)
I have one pair like this
4(6.9%)
I do not have a pair like this
16(27.6%)
I don’t wear underpants
2(3.4%)
I refuse to answer this question
2(3.4%)
There has never been a time in my life when I thought I might be gonna get lucky
10(17.2%)
I not only own such underpants, but am going to describe them to you because I am a bad person
1(1.7%)

What is more important – truth, justice or the American Way?

truth
11(19.0%)
justice
16(27.6%)
the American Way
0(0.0%)
truthiness
7(12.1%)
the Injustice Gang of the World
4(6.9%)
Amway
0(0.0%)
Batman
11(19.0%)
underpants
9(15.5%)

Which films would you go see that combine variants on the words/phrases “sex”, “panties” and “the American Way”?

“Sex Panties USA”
7(13.0%)
“American Panty Sex”
2(3.7%)
“Yankee Boxer Fuck”
9(16.7%)
“Panties: The Story of an American Sexual Garment”
9(16.7%)
“Rocky VII: Sex Panties and the American Way”
7(13.0%)

What is your favorite holiday episode of a TV show?

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