For example --
Phyllis Schlafly: "The simultaneous news coverage of the war in Iraq and the rape scandal at the U.S. Air Force Academy exposes again the feminist double standards and hypocrisies."
Debra Saunders: "San Francisco ought to be known as the city that surrendered -- surrendered to the homeless, surrendered to panhandlers and then gave up on taking on the slow but steady spread of blight across this otherwise stunningly beautiful city."
Daniel Pipes: "Today’s furies can be ignored. Now is a time not for fretting over future bin Ladens but for finishing the job against Saddam Hussein."
Cal Thomas: "The demise of Saddam Hussein's killing regime offers the West an opportunity to open a window of freedom and prosperity in Iraq."
Kathleen Parker: "About that Arab street. For most TV-viewing Americans, the Arab street looks like a vicious anti-American mob in need of a bath, a shave and a job."
See? It's writing for people who don't have time to read.