Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

My life is an emotional drinks coaster

1. I went to work today. I overdressed, as I often do.

2. Also, I recently got a haircut, and the tonsorial revanchist cut it way too short.

3. So I tried to hide in the shadows all day.

4. Unfortunately, we had the annual Christmas party, and the horrible people I work with plied me with their devilish potions.

5. Most of the rest of the day is a blur.

6. When I got home, there was a lovely card from the lovely tawdryjones being lovely in my mailbox!

7. I decided to pass the time by playing a little "Fight Night Round 2" on the ol' Playstation, and while creating my boxer, I decided to ink him up. The first choice for an arm tattoo was describe, onscreen, thusly: "SHAUNA: DECORATE YOUR ARM WITH THE NAME OF YOUR BEST GIRL." Man, way to send me into a spiral of depression, video game.

8. Now I'm going to watch The Match Game while reading the new Pynchon novel, which I think is the only reasonable thing to do. The end.
Tags: diary, fotos, work
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