Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

It's International Bad Analogy Day!

1. James Brown:Gerald Ford ::

(a) Fred Wesley:Kenny G.
(b) Michael Corleone:A.J. Soprano.
(c) Anaïs Nin:Sitting Bull.
(d) “I Got Soul (Super Bad)”:”I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You a Rose Garden)”.

2. Somalia:Ethiopia ::

(a) Italy:Ethiopia.
(b) Eritrea:Ethiopia.
(c) Jamaica:Ethiopia.
(d) Lee “Scratch” Perry:Mulatu Astáque.

3. George W. Bush:George H.W. Bush ::

(a) Gilligan:Maynard G. Krebs.
(b) Peter Griffin:Homer Simpson.
(c) Chevy Chase:Dan Aykroyd.
(d) George H.W. Bush:an enema.

4. September 11th, 2001:the invasion of Iraq ::

(a) rape:pizza.
(b) moon rocks:Godley & Creme.
(c) Gleiwitz radio station:the invasion of Poland.
(d) losing your son in a drunk driving accident:burning down a bus station.

5. “Culture war”:”civil war” ::

(a) “war on drugs”:”war on inflation”.
(b) culture sample:civil suit.
(c) Brent Bozell:Walter Peck.
(d) Civil War:Infinite Crisis.
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