Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

It's the holidays, damn it, they throw me off my game

NOTE: contains absolutely nothing about New Year's resolutions.

Poll #899036 First Monday, er, Tuesday poll of '07! BUST IT!

What do you think of Gerald Ford?

Worst president ever.
0(0.0%)
Bad president.
0(0.0%)
Mediocre president.
16(26.7%)
Good president.
4(6.7%)
Greatest president of all time.
0(0.0%)
He pardoned that cocksucker Nixon, damn him.
22(36.7%)
He pardoned that cocksucker Nixon, bless him.
1(1.7%)
He gave Chevy Chase something to do.
14(23.3%)
He made a fine automobile.
1(1.7%)
Who?
2(3.3%)

Who should we declare war on next?

Iran
0(0.0%)
Syria
0(0.0%)
North Korea
0(0.0%)
China
1(1.7%)
Egypt
0(0.0%)
Canada
3(5.0%)
Venezuela
0(0.0%)
Cuba
0(0.0%)
Freedonia
11(18.3%)
Lower Slobbovia
1(1.7%)
everybody
2(3.3%)
stem cells
4(6.7%)
Iraq, again, because why not
4(6.7%)
ourselves
8(13.3%)
war? Huh! Good God, y'all. What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'.
26(43.3%)

What do you do about hiccups?

Sip water
2(3.3%)
Hold my breath
7(11.7%)
Sit perfectly still
0(0.0%)
Massage my stomach
0(0.0%)
Get someone to scare me
1(1.7%)
Suffer quietly until they go away or I die
5(8.3%)
Ignore them, they just want attention
5(8.3%)
I never get hiccups
2(3.3%)
It's spelled "hiccoughs", jackass
2(3.3%)
Some other folk remedy (see Comments)
12(20.0%)

What do you do to keep your car smelling good?

One of those hanging tree fresheners (classic pine scent)
1(1.7%)
One of those hanging tree fresheners (new-fangled other scent)
4(6.7%)
Some kind of spray or scent dispenser in the glove compartment
0(0.0%)
A foul and overpowering scent treatment at the car wash
3(5.0%)
I keep it smelling good by always having a bucket of fried chicken in the trunk
3(5.0%)
I just keep it clean so it doesn't smell bad in the first place
13(21.7%)
I don't do anything because I like a stinky car
7(11.7%)
This is seriously your first poll of 2007? Because, dude, this sucks
3(5.0%)
Seriously, Ford? Hiccups? Car smell? It must be boring just to type all this
3(5.0%)
I don't have a car
23(38.3%)

Who would you like to see me interview this year?

Tags: polls
Subscribe

  • The Party of What People?

    This will be my last entry of 2016.  Next year will begin, barring some unexpected act of fate, with the ascension to the presidency of Donald…

  • Anno Terribilis

    2016, the little year that absolutely could not, is almost over, and with the exception of people for whom it was a raging success —…

  • Shalom and the Jewish Jesus

    Shalom Auslander got the best possible start on having a sickly fatalistic sense of humor:  he was a miserable Jew from the day he was born. As…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 20 comments

  • The Party of What People?

    This will be my last entry of 2016.  Next year will begin, barring some unexpected act of fate, with the ascension to the presidency of Donald…

  • Anno Terribilis

    2016, the little year that absolutely could not, is almost over, and with the exception of people for whom it was a raging success —…

  • Shalom and the Jewish Jesus

    Shalom Auslander got the best possible start on having a sickly fatalistic sense of humor:  he was a miserable Jew from the day he was born. As…