Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I wish these things were better, I really do

I keep thinking of good poll questions during the week, but then I forget them. Maybe I should write them down or something. Anyway, do this one.

Poll #902708 It may be stupid, but it's a tradition

How could Saddam Hussein’s execution been made even more dignified?

His corpse could have been stuffed with firecrackers and set off over the skies of Baghdad.
3(5.7%)
He could have been subjected to taxidermy and made into a full-size marionette, which would then be used to teach Iraqi children important lessons about not being a dictator.
17(32.1%)
He could have been machinegunned while his corpse dangled from the scaffold, and also torn apart by monkeys.
4(7.5%)
He could have been forced to wear fake Groucho glasses and a clown wig while giving his last words.
17(32.1%)
There is no way it could have been more dignified than it already was, with the hooting legions of his axe-grinding political enemies catcalling him and some yutz with a cell phone filming the whole thing.
12(22.6%)

What do you think of David Icke?

Crazy
0(0.0%)
Funny
0(0.0%)
Crazy-funny
2(3.8%)
Funny-crazy
1(1.9%)
Anti-Semitic
0(0.0%)
Anti-Lizardic
2(3.8%)
I don’t think the Son of God would have played for Hereford United
2(3.8%)
He’s no L. Ron Hubbard
6(11.3%)
I think he's right
0(0.0%)
Who's David Icke?
26(49.1%)

What are you going to do when the Islamist hordes take over America?

Die.
3(5.7%)
Hide in a yurt until the Chinese kill the Muslims and give me a job in a plastic tubing factory.
9(17.0%)
Convert. I am already growing out my beard.
2(3.8%)
That will never happen because we will totally kill them all.
0(0.0%)
Make smug faces at my liberal friends as we are all led off to death camps.
5(9.4%)
Get used to the taste of freeze-dried foods and loneliness.
0(0.0%)
Start hiding all my pornography.
3(5.7%)
Hope that Batman will save me.
13(24.5%)
Join my brothers in jihad and help them blow up photo booths.
0(0.0%)
Sustain myself with memories of what martinis tasted like.
4(7.5%)
Wait, which Islamist hordes are we talking about?
14(26.4%)
Other (see Comments).
0(0.0%)

What activity involving grown men pounding on each other produces the most hilarious results?

boxing
2(3.8%)
wrestling
11(20.8%)
Ultimate Fighting
4(7.5%)
Toughman competitions
7(13.2%)
hockey
1(1.9%)
baseball
3(5.7%)
spring break
5(9.4%)
Little League games
12(22.6%)
hanging out at Leonard’s place when he’s been at the bourbon
6(11.3%)
I am opposed to violence, even wimpy sissy violence like this
2(3.8%)

What is the most unsatisfying thing on which you regularly spend money?

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