Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Magazine time

US Magazine promises me the whole tragic story of why Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley broke up. Unfortunately, I have no idea who either of those people are, so I don't buy the magazine.

Weekly World News has the best cover ever: over a headline "BAT BOY FIGHTS IN IRAQ!", we have a brilliant, incompetent PhotoShop job of the vampiric freak of nature in question biting Saddam Hussein on the neck and converting him into some sort of bug-eyed zombie man. I don't buy this one either, because I figure the picture will show up online at some point, but I'm sorely tempted.

Maxim continues its multi-year investigative report about what attractive young women in bras look like. I almost buy this one, but then I remember that Maxim sucks dick.
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