Weekly World News has the best cover ever: over a headline "BAT BOY FIGHTS IN IRAQ!", we have a brilliant, incompetent PhotoShop job of the vampiric freak of nature in question biting Saddam Hussein on the neck and converting him into some sort of bug-eyed zombie man. I don't buy this one either, because I figure the picture will show up online at some point, but I'm sorely tempted.
Maxim continues its multi-year investigative report about what attractive young women in bras look like. I almost buy this one, but then I remember that Maxim sucks dick.