Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Monday, Tuesday, Polly Days

The last question is inspired by the fact that this ridiculous city is completely shut down right now.

Poll #907875 You mean FUN control!

What views do you hold on gun control?

I think no one should be allowed to have a gun, with the exception of the police and the military.
2(3.1%)
I think guns should be almost universally restricted, with a few exceptions.
4(6.2%)
I think guns should be legal, but it should be extremely difficult to get a license.
7(10.8%)
I favor minimal restrictions on most guns.
1(1.5%)
I think anyone should be able to get any gun they want any time they want.
1(1.5%)
It doesn't really matter what kind of controls you put on them because people will get them anyway.
2(3.1%)
Gun control is a good idea, but unenforceable in this country.
0(0.0%)
Gun control is the product of Nazi fascist commies.
0(0.0%)
I am a member of the NRA.
0(0.0%)
The NRA can suck it.
1(1.5%)

How old does a business have to be for the "Since (insert date)" claim to be impressive?

More than 10 years old
3(4.7%)
More than 25 years old
19(29.7%)
More than 50 years old
26(40.6%)
More than 100 years old
8(12.5%)
This question is unimpressive, I'll tell you that much
8(12.5%)

How old does a song have to be to qualify as an "oldie"?

10 years old
2(3.1%)
20 years old
6(9.4%)
30 years old
18(28.1%)
"Oldies" refers not to songs of a particular age, but to a specific genre of music
33(51.6%)
Are you serious, with these questions?
5(7.8%)

What type of "entertainer" is the most shrill and unpleasant?

the morning drive-time DJ
30(46.9%)
the radio advertising announcer
9(14.1%)
the sports talk show host
7(10.9%)
the clown
1(1.6%)
the stand-up comedian
0(0.0%)
the politically oriented performance artist
6(9.4%)
the nightclub singer
0(0.0%)
the magician
0(0.0%)
the conspiracy theorist
0(0.0%)
the one-man band
0(0.0%)
the slam poet
6(9.4%)
the actor
0(0.0%)
the self-absorbed, judgmental, poll-happy blogger
0(0.0%)
wait, conspiracy theorists aren't entertainers
2(3.1%)
other (see Comments)
3(4.7%)

What weather conditions must exist in the city where you live for work/school to be cancelled?

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