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Poll #911690 These Polls Are Making Me Thirsty

Considering the huge downward* spiral I'm in these days, I've been thinking about aquiring some more bad habits. What should be my new vice(s)?

cigarettes
2(2.9%)
homosexuality
1(1.4%)
prostitution (demand)
0(0.0%)
prostitution (supply)
2(2.9%)
coffee
4(5.8%)
drugs (cocaine)
0(0.0%)
drugs (heroin)
0(0.0%)
drugs (hallucinogens)
0(0.0%)
drugs (speed)
0(0.0%)
drugs (downers)
0(0.0%)
drugs (other)
0(0.0%)
petty crime
3(4.3%)
major crime
0(0.0%)
some deviant sex thing
3(4.3%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)

What was the most embarrassing thing about the 1980s?

Reaganism
17(25.0%)
Val-speak
0(0.0%)
neon-colored clothing
10(14.7%)
Robin Williams' career
3(4.4%)
junk bonds
0(0.0%)
synth-pop
4(5.9%)
hair metal
9(13.2%)
Thatcherism
4(5.9%)
the Burger King "Herb" campaign
0(0.0%)
cola wars
1(1.5%)
how everyone in America was doing tons of coke
2(2.9%)
Hulkamania
9(13.2%)
the fact that I am too young to remember them
3(4.4%)
everything about the 1980s was awesome
5(7.4%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.5%)

With new technologies, I am:

an early adopter
17(24.6%)
a late adopter
33(47.8%)
a non-adopter
6(8.7%)
an AC adapter
9(13.0%)
do what now?
4(5.8%)

If you were traveling around the world, and money and time were not an issue, how would you travel?

By plane, because I value speed, efficiency and horrible back and leg cramps
11(15.7%)
By train, because I enjoy the genteel feeling of olden days and the smell of other people
26(37.1%)
By bus, because I like the camaraderie of travel and am cheap
1(1.4%)
By car, because my privacy is important to me and I like destroying the planet
10(14.3%)
By boat, because there's nothing like wide-open space, the beauty of nature, and drowning
14(20.0%)
On foot, because I like to leave nothing but footprints and take nothing but memories and also I am nuts
7(10.0%)
I wouldn't
1(1.4%)

Who is the least funny person you can think of who is famous primarily for being funny?



*: No, I said downward. Not this guy.
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