Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

I like to YELL.

I went to a PARTY on Friday. It was FUN. It was a party for my friend Claire's BIRTHDAY. I drank a lot of LIQUOR and I got HIGH. There were pretty GIRLS there. I didn't TALK to them because I am a LOSER. I met Nathan RABIN. He does MOVIE reviews for the ONION. He was FUNNY. Also probably JEWISH. I smoked MARIJUANA with Claire's BOYFRIEND. Unless his PARENTS are READING this in which case I'm just KIDDING. He and I are from the same TOWN in ARIZONA. It's called GLENDALE. We don't live there anymore because it SUCKS. He is a nice young FELLA. There was a CUBS fan there and he kept making BIRD noises. I gave Claire a SHIRT for her birthday. It had a logo on it for the White Sox from NINETEEN-EIGHTY-THREE. I drove HOME, but I'm not sure HOW.

Some people write like that all the time! Can you imagine?
Tags: diary, drunk, lay-teez

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