Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

You don't even LIKE feetball! I'M the number one super fan!

Stand up straight, little miss/ter, you've got work to do.

Poll #921116 Super Poll

Did you watch the Super Bowl?

You bet your fat ass I did
23(28.0%)
The hell I did
26(31.7%)
I didn't, but I wanted to
5(6.1%)
I did, but I didn't want to
7(8.5%)
The what?
21(25.6%)

How should I spend my Valentine's Day?

weeping
0(0.0%)
drinking myself into a stupor
9(11.2%)
sleeping all day under my desk
5(6.2%)
reading old e-mails from my ex and punching myself in the face
4(5.0%)
sullenly masturbating to episodes of "Battlestar Galactica"
6(7.5%)
diffusing my misery by making fun of John Podhoretz
9(11.2%)
getting up off your fat self-pitying ass and going out on the town to meet people and have fun
14(17.5%)
oh, wait, it's on a Wednesday and you live in San Antonio, never mind that last one
8(10.0%)
preparing for a dilly of a session with your shrink the next day
6(7.5%)
contemplating how a bogus Hallmark holiday can make you so surly and self-hating
19(23.8%)

Which of the following Oscar-nominated films have you seen?

Babel
0(0.0%)
Blood Diamond
0(0.0%)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
2(2.6%)
Children of Men
1(1.3%)
The Departed
3(3.9%)
The Devil Wears Prada
0(0.0%)
Dreamgirls
0(0.0%)
Half Nelson
0(0.0%)
The Last King of Scotland
0(0.0%)
Letters from Iwo Jima
0(0.0%)
Little Children
0(0.0%)
Little Miss Sunshine
3(3.9%)
Notes on a Scandal
0(0.0%)
Pan's Labyrinth
1(1.3%)
The Pursuit of Happyness
0(0.0%)
The Queen
1(1.3%)
United 93
1(1.3%)
Venus
0(0.0%)
Volver
1(1.3%)
Boy, what a shitty crop this year
12(15.8%)

Are your employers aware of your blog/website/LiveJournal?

Yes
7(8.6%)
No
33(40.7%)
Some are, some aren't
20(24.7%)
I don't know
19(23.5%)
I don't have a blog/website/LiveJournal
2(2.5%)

Explain your scars.

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