Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Nullities of us all

Sure, everyone -- and by everyone, I mean homosexuals -- likes to play the "Is (celebrity) gay?" game. But there's so many more fun celebrity guessing games to play! Why eat vanilla every day when you can also eat vanilla swirl, vanilla twist, and super-double-vanilla with vanilla bitlets? Here's some more games. Let's play!

"Is (celebrity) high, and if so, on what?"

"How long ago did (celebrity)last have sex, and with whom?"

"What is (celebrity) doing right this very moment?"

"Could you beat (celebrity)'s ass in a knuckle fight?"

"What does (celebrity) smell like?"

Yes, just plug in the celebrity -- Jennifer Lopez, David Schwimmer, Vincent Gallo, Jenna Elfman, Antonio Fargas Jr. as Huggy Bear -- and you too can spend hours and hours contemplating the horribly degraded lives of the professionally famous. And then, write a limerick about it!
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