"Is (celebrity) high, and if so, on what?"
"How long ago did (celebrity)last have sex, and with whom?"
"What is (celebrity) doing right this very moment?"
"Could you beat (celebrity)'s ass in a knuckle fight?"
"What does (celebrity) smell like?"
Yes, just plug in the celebrity -- Jennifer Lopez, David Schwimmer, Vincent Gallo, Jenna Elfman, Antonio Fargas Jr. as Huggy Bear -- and you too can spend hours and hours contemplating the horribly degraded lives of the professionally famous. And then, write a limerick about it!