Anyway, here's your guaranteed-offensive-and-depressing MONDAY POLL.
What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
How do you react when you encounter someone who dislikes cursing and says things like "doodie" and "wee-wee" and "heck"?
Similarly, what is your attitude concerning "the n-word"?
Have you ever worn a uniform?
All of the sudden you are a man named Clive, and you have a large moustache in an outdated style. What do you do for a living?