Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

WHOOPS

WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

- Watch American Idol
- Watch Lost

WHAT I WAS DOING THAT I FORGOT TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS

- Working on my crappy novel
- Reading Hell's Angels
- Pitching some boring trade magazine stuff
- Listening to Richard Thompson
- Seething over the fact that I droped $1300 on dental work
- Trying not to think about the fact that it was Valentine's Day
- Getting drunk

HOW I AM GOING TO COMPENSATE FOR MY TRAGIC LOSS

- See if the magical power of the internet can show me Lost
- Ask my co-workers and friends if anything good happened on American Idol
- Be hung over
- Think about how there's only three shows on TV that I ever actually watch and I can't ever remember when they're on
- Consider the possibility that even though I got loaded by myself on a Wednesday night, I probably wasn't as drunk as Paula Abdul was

THE ANSWER TO WHETHER OR NOT I AM GOING TO MENTION TO MY MENTAL HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONAL THE FACT THAT I CAN NEVER REMEMBER TO WATCH TV SHOWS WHEN THEY ARE ON AND IT ANNOYS ME

- Probably not

THING I AM GOING TO TRY TO REMEMBER TONIGHT

- The Office is on
- Unless it isn't
- What day is today, anyway?
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