Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
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Tuesday poll

Because Monday was another in an endless string of holidays for which I do not get paid.

Poll #931365 Happy Eastern Orthodox Beginning of Lent, everyone!

Name a Duran Duran song that does not suck.

"Girls on Film"
6(9.8%)
other (see Comments)
10(16.4%)
there are many Duran Duran songs that do not suck
23(37.7%)
there are no Duran Duran songs that do not suck
13(21.3%)
I am not familiar with the songs of Duran Duran
9(14.8%)

What do you think would be the coolest thing about being President?

making the Secret Service all wiggy
5(8.2%)
state dinners
3(4.9%)
non-stop intern pussy
7(11.5%)
seeing what the Wall Street Journal editorial pages had to say about me every day
2(3.3%)
the possibility of one day getting my face on some money
4(6.6%)
picking out a bunch of crazy shit for my Presidential Library
9(14.8%)
the CIA maps service (which was Jimmy Carter's favorite thing about the presidency)
3(4.9%)
getting to enact the Monroe Doctrine
1(1.6%)
getting to enact the Ledeen Doctrine
0(0.0%)
getting to enact the Johnson Doctrine, if you know what I mean
3(4.9%)
throwing out the first pitch of the World Series
7(11.5%)
vetoing something just because I can
3(4.9%)
free playing cards from Air Force One
4(6.6%)
lording it over the Vice-President
3(4.9%)
other (see Comments)
7(11.5%)

In the last week, I have:

gotten drunk
1(1.6%)
gotten high
0(0.0%)
gotten laid
0(0.0%)
been arrested
0(0.0%)
been beaten up
0(0.0%)
been stomped by an outlaw biker
0(0.0%)
participated in an outlaw biker stomping
0(0.0%)
killed a man in Reno just to watch him die
0(0.0%)
seen a train a-comin', comin' 'round the bend
1(1.6%)
participated in an asinine internet poll
10(16.1%)

Can the Pierce/Thurman ticket count on your vote in the 2008 presidential election?

yes
15(25.0%)
no
11(18.3%)
maybe/undecided
17(28.3%)
you can count on my vote AND a campaign contribution
6(10.0%)
I am not eligible to vote in the 2008 US presidential election
11(18.3%)

Compose the most abstruse, ridiculous "_____ is like _____ meets _____ in _____" analogy you can think of.

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