I don't know. I really don't know. This didn't used to happen. I'm sorry.
I would say "please don't hate the White Sox for this", but I know 90% of you aren't even aware that we exist, so, never mind.
If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.
I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…
* Stringing a crossbow is usually considered a two-man job. But when one of the two men is me, the other man is unnecessary. Also, it is possible to…