Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

We're all in this together

Speaking of the beetle-browed morons who added to my beloved Sox' shitty reputation, I was listening to sports talk radio this morning in hopes of hearing news of these regressive fuck-knuckles. And in between interviews with Laz Diaz and John Rooney, there was a commercial for a Christian dating service.

Yes, a Christian dating service! It was pretty fun, too. There were two voice-overs, a guy and a girl (no homos, please), and the guy says "I never had any trouble meeting women, but it was hard to meet ones who shared my values and morals." Yeah, that's a big problem for me, too. That's why I use "Waste of Space Dating Service for Worthless Slackers".

But! The best part of it was its name: EQUALLY YOKED CHRISTIAN SINGLES. Equally Yoked. Pretty appealing, eh? Pretty enticing. Yes, we're yoked together -- chained, you might say; lashed with a huge wooden bar that forces us together like cattle or slaves. Yes, we suffer under a cruel and primitive burden metaphorically illustrated by a device used to herd animals. But at least it's together! It's equal!

And yes, they have a website!
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